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Short version: I was 14. A kid from my class.

Long Version: I was 14 and school had just started back so I guess it was September. Puberty hit me pretty hard that summer because when I came back nobody recognised me. I left a fat awkward kid and came back pretty much what you see now, except maybe a little more fresh faced.

I had also decided that summer that I was gay and I wasn’t ashamed of it and I was going to be open about it when school started back. I went to a protestant all boys school, where if you weren’t a white protestant straight male, you were a freak. In retrospect I probably should have just waited until I was free of the place to be so forthcoming about my sexuality but in saying that, it got me a lot of ass. So swings and roundabouts.

So yeah, my first time. It’s about a week in to the school year and I’m in class and towards the end this guy in my class (Let’s call him, James) starts having this asthma attack or some shit, doesn’t matter, looking back now I’m pretty sure it was all fake. So the teacher sends him to the nurses office and out of nowhere he asks could I come with him. This was just bizarre to me because we had been in the same class for 3 years, I had a crush on him the entire time and he had barely spoken 2 words to me. He was a popular sporty type and I was the fat gay kid in to anime. So I go with him and we are just kind of left alone in this office until he gets his shit together. He doesn’t waste any time before jumping in to the gay questions. “Why did you never tell me you were gay? I mean we’re friends man.” I replied with something like “I’m telling you now and we have never been friends.” he said we should be and asked if I wanted to hangout at his place after school. By this stage I knew this guy either wanted a piece or he was fucking with me and him and his mates were gonna kick the shit out of me. I was willing to take the risk.

So we meet at the back gates after school and go to his place. We get to his room and he immediately jumps on his computer and puts on some tranny porn. Like EXTREME tranny porn. These girls had the biggest dicks I’ve ever seen. I’m starting to get bored when he finally pulls himself away from his tranny porn and sits beside me on his bed. He asks can he see my cock. I immediately jump up completely embarrassed. I was a shy kid. The kind of kid who wouldn’t use urinals and changed his boxers under a towel during P.E.(Gym Class) so this was a big deal for me. He explains he’s circumcised, which in Ireland where the population is 99.9 white christian, this is unusual. He tells me he wants to see an uncut cock up close and see how it works. He told me he had jerked off with another guy from our class but apparently he couldn’t pull his foreskin back. So after about 10 minutes of him asking to see my dick I finally turn around so my back is facing him and pull my cock and balls out of my trousers. At his point I’m still too shy to turn around until he says “Stop being such a fucking woman and show me.” I take a gulp, turn around and show him my cock. It’s probably one of the most liberating experiences of my life. He replies with “WOW! Are you hard!?” I wasn’t. I’m confused. “You’re cock is huge!” It’s not, I’m an averagely hung guy. This made me nervous. If he thought I was huge then he must be…..

He’s sat on his bed and asks me to come closer. I waddle over to him with my school trousers around my ankles. He puts his face right up to it like he’s inspecting it and then asks can he pull my foreskin back. I say sure and he starts playing with it and slowly pulling it back and forth. I get rock hard obviously and then he just starts sucking it. I get on my knees and he starts undoing his belt and then whips it out! All 3 three inches of it. Devastated. Then besides the baby dick I notice this guy barely has any pubes. Seriously, I could have counted them. He makes up this bullshit story about how he was at a crazy party and they shaved them off. I mean yeah he was 13/14 I probably shouldn’t have just assumed he was fully developed but when someone is asking you round to their place to fuck around you can only assume they have the goods to back it up. 

But I’m a trooper and sucked what little there was of it anyway. We get completely naked. 69 on his floor. He grabs my shoulder and tries to bend me over his bed to fuck me. I tell him I’m not losing my virginity before I’ve had my first kiss. He tells me kissing would make it gay and he’s not gay. Looking back I probably should have just let him. I wouldn’t have felt it anyway. I just finish sucking him off and he cums a surprisingly big load in to my mouth for someone with 3 pubes. He then starts freaking out, saying he’s late for football, he’s gotta go.

The next day in school I try to talk to him, basically just saying “Hey, hows it going” and he looks at me like I’ve got 2 heads and completely ignores me. He doesn’t speak to me for a week until one day after class he grabs me when no one is looking and asks me to come back to his place. I told him to fuck off. And we never really spoke to each other again. Last I heard he has a kid and a fat girlfriend. 

And that was my first time.

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